成人笑话|Sexual endurance

The two old coots were both only a year short of retirement^{1 from the as百度竞价推广bly line, but one Monday morning that didn't keep Joe from
boasting to Manny about his sexual endurance.}

Three times, gasped^{2 Manny admiringly. How'd you do it?}

It was easy. Joe looked down modestly. I made love to my wife, and then I rolled over and took a ten-minute nap.

When I woke up again, I made love to her again and took another ten-minute nap.

And then I put it to her again. Can you believe it! I woke up this morning feeling like a bull, I'll tell you.

I gotta try it, said Manny. Lorraine won't believe it's happening.

So that night he made love to his wife, took a ten-minute nap, made love to her again, took another nap, woke up and made love to her a third time, then rolled over and fell sound asleep.

He woke up feeling like a million bucks^{3, pulled on his clothes, and ran to the factory, where he found his boss waiting outside for him. What's up, Boss? he asked.}

I've been working for you for twenty years and never been late once. You aren't going to hold these twenty minutes against me now, are you?

What twenty minutes? growled^{4 the boss. Where were you on Tuesday and Wednesday?}