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- I did?
- OK, everybody, grab your plates!
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Soup's on!
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What?
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It is shish kebab. It was a figure of speech.
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You shouldn't take things so literally1.
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Let us pretend we are in the drawing
room and the hostess is serving tea.
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Many numerous little questions
confront us.
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Should the man rise
when he accepts his cup of tea?
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May lump sugar be taken with the fingers?
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No.
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Is it good form to accept a second cup?
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Should the napkin be entirely2 unfolded,
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or should the center crease
be allowed to remain?
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It is so easy to commit
embarrassing blunders,
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but etiquette3 tells us
just what is expected of us
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and guards us from all
humiliation and discomfort4.
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Yes. Boring.
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Let us switch to...
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To some poetry, hm?
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There was an old man from the Cape,
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Who made himself garments of crepe.
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When asked: Will they tear?
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He replied: Here and there,
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But they keep such a beautiful shape!
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That's right.
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Go ahead, smile. It's funny.
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We're home.
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Shit.
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Everything's still sopping5.
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- I can hardly wait to take a shower.
- And to sleep in a bed.
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If my parents have the alarm set,
I'm screwed.
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I told you to call them
and tell them we're coming back early.
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- But did you?
- Nope, he'd rather complain.
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How else am I supposed to get attention?
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- You didn't call your parents.
- They don't run things like a police state.
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Bye. Thanks for driving, Denny.
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Bye.
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- Don't forget your arm!
- Oh, yeah.
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Come on, Jim, let's go.
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There's somebody in my room! Go look!
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He's a murderer! He's got an ax!
He tried to kill me!
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Everything's OK.
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Go back to bed, Kevin.
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This way.
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Edward's come to live with us.
There is nothing to be upset about.
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We'll have you set up here in a minute.
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We got a full queen-size bed here,
believe it or not.
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It's all made and everything. Good.
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There you go.
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What's the matter? What's wrong?
