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- [glass breaking]
- [gunshot]
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- [woman] Yoo-hoo!
- [woman screaming]
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[Phileas] Excuse me. Pardon me.
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Can anyone direct me
to the Pacific Railroad Station?
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Oh, I'm so sorry, sir.
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I'm such a... rutabaga sometimes.
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No, no, no.
Please, it's my fault entirely1.
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- Let me, uh...
- Oh... Ah!
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Oh. Oh, Lord,
I think I sprained2 my knee.
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Uh! Ooh.
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I should find you a physician.
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There's a doctor who has
an office around the corner.
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Excellent.
Well, uh, I'll get him for you.
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Thank you.
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There should be more people
like you in this world.
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[laughs] Whoo, doggy! Jackpot!
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[laughing] Whoo!
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Mon Dieu.
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Can you imagine Phileas alone
in a place like this?
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I'm sure he's fine.
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Alms.
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Alms.
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Alms for the poor?
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[groans] Arms?
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You already got arms.
It's money you need.
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I can't even scrounge proficiently3.
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Hey.
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Cheer up, pal4. You just gotta
figure out what'll work for you.
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Now, what makes you
different from them?
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I'm hungry and miserable5.
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No. You stink6.
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Your stink is your most powerful weapon
in your begging arsenal7.
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Watch this.
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- Hey.
- [gasps]
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- Give me money.
- Sure. Don't touch me. You stink.
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- That guy smells like a dead horse!
- I'm not proud of it.
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Simple, yet effective.
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- Yeah, I see.
- You try.
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Give it a shot. I got faith in you.
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Excuse me. Now, uh, you...
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[chuckling]
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Ah.
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I'm not gonna lie to you.
That's gonna happen about half the time.
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It's a volume business.
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- Hunk of cheese?
- Oh, yes, I would rather...
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Maybe later.
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What are them drawings?
You some kind of devil worshipper?
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Don't you be putting a hex on me.
I'll cut you.
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- I'm an inventor.
- That's nice.
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Or, rather, I was.
