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女性笑话|Ugly Boy

来源:www.jiaxuemao.com 2024-03-24

A middle-aged1 couple, with two beautiful daughters, decided2 to try one last time for the son they always wanted.
Soon, the wife became pregnant, and, nine months later, delivered a baby boy.
The joyful3 father rushed to the nursery to see his new son, but was horrified4 to find an incredibly-ugly baby.
He went to his wife and said, I cannot possibly be the father of that hideous5 child. Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered.
When his wife blushed, he became suspicious, and demanded, Have you been fooling around on me?
His wife confessed, Not this time.


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