01 What do you call a deer with no eye?
No eye deer .
叫 无眼鹿(不了解)
02 What did a late tomato say to other tomatoes?
I will ketchup1 .
03 I only know 25 letters of the alphabet.
why?
26个字母我只认识25个
为何?
I dont know Y
我不认识Y(我不了解为何)
(Y与why同音)
04 What do you call a bee from America?
A USB .
05 How do we count cows?
With a Cowculator .
06 Which is faster, hot or cold?
Hot. Because you can catch a cold.
in the dark.
08 Why shouldnt we give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will Let It Go.
09 What did my dog say when I asked him the answer for two minus two?
He said nothing.
10 Who is closer to you, your mom or your dad?
哪个和你更亲近?母亲还是父亲?
Mom is close, because dad is farther2.
母亲更近,由于父亲更远。(Father与Farther谐音)